Most points, single game
| # | Value | Team | Opponent | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 266.6 | THE BEAR JEW Jon Boski | Brady Cakes (94.0) | 2020 wk 12 |
| 2 | 244.7 | MILF Hunters Scott Smith | I'm the Rookie (117.8) | 2022 wk 10 |
| 3 | 241.4 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | Poop Ship Destroyer (158.8) | 2020 wk 7 |
| 4 | 240.7 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | Shake n Bake!!! (170.6) | 2020 wk 16 PO |
| 5 | 238.1 | CeeDeez Nutz Jared Smith | Nico Suave (159.0) | 2024 wk 17 PO |
| 6 | 236.8 | Shake n Bake!!! Scott Smith | Palminator (167.8) | 2020 wk 15 PO |
| 7 | 234.2 | Free HERNANDEZ Skyler Colman | Multiple Scorgasms (115.3) | 2015 wk 8 |
| 8 | 230.9 | Witten some ass Jeff Cheatham | Cobra Kai Dojo (121.5) | 2016 wk 6 |
| 9 | 230.2 | TBD Nick Oberhaus | Boski & integrity... lol (183.9) | 2025 wk 9 |
| 10 | 228.6 | 14-$0 Matt Roemer | Saco Del Toro (193.5) | 2023 wk 5 |
Fewest points, single game
| # | Value | Team | Opponent | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 47.6 | 1.01 Brett Walker | Pedigree & Strategy (88.2) | 2023 wk 9 |
| 2 | 59.0 | SHOW ME UR TD's Cory Toombs | Poop Ship Destroyer (118.0) | 2017 wk 15 PO |
| 3 | 60.0 | Poop Ship Destroyer Alex Sudul | Todd's real team (141.6) | 2024 wk 10 |
| 4 | 63.8 | Multiple Scorgasms Cory Toombs | Balls of Steel (119.5) | 2015 wk 14 PO |
| 5 | 68.1 | Hollyweird Seth Pepkin | Iron Fist (93.8) | 2012 wk 15 PO |
| 6 | 70.0 | Ben The Priest Ben Fawcett | Balls of Steel (139.2) | 2013 wk 12 |
| 7 | 70.0 | SHOW ME UR TD's Cory Toombs | Kareem'in In Yo Face (129.2) | 2017 wk 1 |
| 8 | 70.8 | SHOW ME UR TD's Cory Toombs | F&$king New Guy (135.1) | 2017 wk 7 |
| 9 | 72.2 | SHUT UP BITCH! Gary Williams, Jon Brady | Forte Inch MegaDong's (178.9) | 2017 wk 5 |
| 10 | 72.3 | F.N.G. Shawn Bosler | Nico Suave (164.2) | 2025 wk 16 PO |
Biggest blowouts
| # | Value | Team | Opponent | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | +172.6 | THE BEAR JEW Jon Boski | Brady Cakes (94.0) | 2020 wk 12 |
| 2 | +145.4 | Joe Buck Yourself Matt Roemer | Pedigree & Strategy (79.9) | 2024 wk 14 |
| 3 | +126.9 | MILF Hunters Scott Smith | I'm the Rookie (117.8) | 2022 wk 10 |
| 4 | +125.8 | Joe Buck Yourself Matt Roemer | I'm the Rookie (79.0) | 2024 wk 9 |
| 5 | +121.1 | Palmer’s Tears Jon Boski | Six Seven (91.8) | 2025 wk 7 |
| 6 | +118.9 | Free HERNANDEZ Skyler Colman | Multiple Scorgasms (115.3) | 2015 wk 8 |
| 7 | +118.3 | Palmer’s Tears Jon Boski | F.N.G. (93.3) | 2025 wk 6 |
| 8 | +117.7 | Saco Del Toro Bryan McClellan | P Poppin' Palma (80.2) | 2023 wk 7 |
| 9 | +116.3 | 14-$0 Matt Roemer | LOVE to LOVE (80.8) | 2023 wk 4 |
| 10 | +109.4 | Witten some ass Jeff Cheatham | Cobra Kai Dojo (121.5) | 2016 wk 6 |
Closest wins
| # | Value | Team | Opponent | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | +0.1 | Poop Ship Destroyer Alex Sudul | 99 Problems and Hyde is 1 (173.5) | 2018 wk 12 |
| 2 | +0.1 | How’s My Dak Taste? Seth Pepkin | BuffaloFansPage (129.3) | 2022 wk 5 |
| 3 | +0.1 | Six Seven Matt Roemer | F.N.G. (122.5) | 2025 wk 3 |
| 4 | +0.2 | Six Seven Matt Roemer | Pedigree & Strategy (114.5) | 2025 wk 13 |
| 5 | +0.3 | Brady Cakes Jeff Cheatham, Jon Brady | Kap4Pres (130.9) | 2020 wk 7 |
| 6 | +0.3 | Pedigree & Strategy Seth Pepkin | Six Seven (129.5) | 2025 wk 2 |
| 7 | +0.4 | Poop Ship Destroyer Alex Sudul | Im Thielen my Green team is Gano Lynch your Gronk (156.3) | 2018 wk 11 |
| 8 | +0.4 | BuffaloFansPage Skyler Colman | Injured Reserve (140.8) | 2021 wk 11 |
| 9 | +0.4 | Jonestown Massacre Trent Scribner | Da Carr Wash (107.2) | 2021 wk 9 |
| 10 | +0.4 | Iron Fist Jon Boski | Old Man (148.4) | 2013 wk 11 |
Most points in a loss (baddest beats)
| # | Value | Team | Opponent | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 194.6 | JewJew IN UR Poopster Seth Pepkin | Bend Over and Goff (199.2) | 2019 wk 16 PO |
| 2 | 193.5 | Saco Del Toro Bryan McClellan | 14-$0 (228.6) | 2023 wk 5 |
| 3 | 191.2 | Mr. Ramirez Matt Ogden | TOOMB RAIDERS (191.8) | 2013 wk 9 |
| 4 | 187.9 | Mahomies be rolling with the Gurleys Bryan McClellan | Poop Ship Destroyer (204.6) | 2018 wk 10 |
| 5 | 187.4 | Mason for a 10th!! 🎉 Brett Walker | CeeDeez Nutz (193.1) | 2024 wk 16 PO |
| 6 | 186.7 | BuffaloFansPage Skyler Colman | Grizzly Adams (194.2) | 2021 wk 5 |
| 7 | 186.3 | Saco Del Toro Bryan McClellan | MILF Hunters (203.6) | 2022 wk 8 |
| 8 | 185.8 | THE BEAR JEW Jon Boski | Bend Over and Goff (218.5) | 2020 wk 15 PO |
| 9 | 184.7 | Murray Convention Jared Smith | Bend Over and Goff (220.4) | 2019 wk 15 PO |
| 10 | 184.4 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | JewJew IN UR Poopster (211.1) | 2020 wk 1 |
Fewest points in a win (grand larceny)
| # | Value | Team | Opponent | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 88.2 | Pedigree & Strategy Seth Pepkin | 1.01 (47.6) | 2023 wk 9 |
| 2 | 90.0 | Kareem'in In Yo Face Greg Bearden | SHOW ME UR TD's (76.6) | 2017 wk 12 |
| 3 | 93.8 | Iron Fist Jon Boski | Hollyweird (68.1) | 2012 wk 15 PO |
| 4 | 94.7 | Thirsty Hippos Greg Bearden | C-Murda (84.6) | 2022 wk 14 |
| 5 | 96.5 | Palminator Christopher Palmer | How’s My Dak Taste? (85.7) | 2021 wk 15 PO |
| 6 | 98.0 | I'm the Rookie Todd Bailey | Saco Del Toro (82.8) | 2024 wk 7 |
| 7 | 99.2 | Team Meyers Steve Meyers | Black Mamba (94.0) | 2012 wk 8 |
| 8 | 99.6 | Tom Tom & Hogie Buns Christopher Palmer | SHOW ME UR TD's (84.2) | 2017 wk 6 |
| 9 | 100.2 | Balls of Steel Seth Pepkin | Ben The Priest (87.7) | 2013 wk 3 |
| 10 | 101.2 | Poop Ship Destroyer Alex Sudul | Kap4Pres (74.8) | 2019 wk 16 PO |
Highest-scoring games (combined)
| # | Value | Team | Opponent | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 422.1 | 14-$0 Matt Roemer | Saco Del Toro (193.5) | 2023 wk 5 |
| 2 | 414.1 | TBD Nick Oberhaus | Boski & integrity... lol (183.9) | 2025 wk 9 |
| 3 | 411.3 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | Shake n Bake!!! (170.6) | 2020 wk 16 PO |
| 4 | 405.1 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | Murray Convention (184.7) | 2019 wk 15 PO |
| 5 | 404.6 | Shake n Bake!!! Scott Smith | Palminator (167.8) | 2020 wk 15 PO |
| 6 | 404.3 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | THE BEAR JEW (185.8) | 2020 wk 15 PO |
| 7 | 402.9 | Poop Ship Destroyer Alex Sudul | Witten some ass is a Brees (175.7) | 2018 wk 4 |
| 8 | 400.2 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | Poop Ship Destroyer (158.8) | 2020 wk 7 |
| 9 | 397.6 | Iron Fist Jon Boski | Poop Ship Destroyer (174.3) | 2013 wk 9 |
| 10 | 397.1 | CeeDeez Nutz Jared Smith | Nico Suave (159.0) | 2024 wk 17 PO |
Most points, playoff game
| # | Value | Team | Opponent | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 240.7 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | Shake n Bake!!! (170.6) | 2020 wk 16 PO |
| 2 | 238.1 | CeeDeez Nutz Jared Smith | Nico Suave (159.0) | 2024 wk 17 PO |
| 3 | 236.8 | Shake n Bake!!! Scott Smith | Palminator (167.8) | 2020 wk 15 PO |
| 4 | 220.4 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | Murray Convention (184.7) | 2019 wk 15 PO |
| 5 | 219.9 | Mr. Ramirez Matt Ogden | Balls of Steel (146.8) | 2013 wk 14 PO |
| 6 | 218.5 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | THE BEAR JEW (185.8) | 2020 wk 15 PO |
| 7 | 216.7 | Old Man Jeff Cheatham | Balls of Steel (136.9) | 2015 wk 15 PO |
| 8 | 214.2 | Mason for a 10th!! 🎉 Brett Walker | Joe Buck Yourself (180.8) | 2024 wk 15 PO |
| 9 | 209.7 | Cobra Kai Dojo Ben Fawcett | Poop Ship Destroyer (129.9) | 2016 wk 16 PO |
| 10 | 208.8 | Palminator Christopher Palmer | THE BEAR JEW (159.6) | 2020 wk 16 PO |
Most points, season
| # | Value | Team | Record | PF | PA | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2,425.2 | Injured Reserve 🏆 Jon Boski | 11-3 | 2,425.2 | 1,837.2 | 2021 |
| 2 | 2,378.9 | Shake n Bake!!! Scott Smith | 12-1 | 2,378.9 | 1,777.0 | 2020 |
| 3 | 2,334.4 | THE BEAR JEW Jon Boski | 9-4 | 2,334.4 | 1,866.9 | 2020 |
| 4 | 2,326.6 | Saco Del Toro Bryan McClellan | 12-2 | 2,326.6 | 1,719.1 | 2023 |
| 5 | 2,318.7 | All Bark and No Bite Scott Smith | 10-4 | 2,318.7 | 1,923.1 | 2024 |
| 6 | 2,307.5 | CeeDeez Nutz 🏆 Jared Smith | 10-4 | 2,307.5 | 1,938.9 | 2024 |
| 7 | 2,306.8 | 14-$0 Matt Roemer | 14-0 | 2,306.8 | 1,425.7 | 2023 |
| 8 | 2,296.5 | Grizzly Adams Greg Bearden | 11-3 | 2,296.5 | 2,023.0 | 2021 |
| 9 | 2,289.2 | Bend Over and Goff 🏆 Matt Roemer | 10-3 | 2,289.2 | 2,054.7 | 2020 |
| 10 | 2,247.1 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | 11-3 | 2,247.1 | 2,001.0 | 2021 |
Highest points per game, season
| # | Value | Team | Record | PF | PA | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 183.0 | Shake n Bake!!! Scott Smith | 12-1 | 2,378.9 | 1,777.0 | 2020 |
| 2 | 179.6 | THE BEAR JEW Jon Boski | 9-4 | 2,334.4 | 1,866.9 | 2020 |
| 3 | 176.1 | Bend Over and Goff 🏆 Matt Roemer | 10-3 | 2,289.2 | 2,054.7 | 2020 |
| 4 | 173.2 | Injured Reserve 🏆 Jon Boski | 11-3 | 2,425.2 | 1,837.2 | 2021 |
| 5 | 168.6 | Mahomies be rolling with the Gurleys 🏆 Bryan McClellan | 8-5 | 2,192.0 | 1,942.4 | 2018 |
| 6 | 166.2 | Saco Del Toro Bryan McClellan | 12-2 | 2,326.6 | 1,719.1 | 2023 |
| 7 | 165.6 | All Bark and No Bite Scott Smith | 10-4 | 2,318.7 | 1,923.1 | 2024 |
| 8 | 164.8 | 14-$0 Matt Roemer | 14-0 | 2,306.8 | 1,425.7 | 2023 |
| 9 | 164.8 | CeeDeez Nutz 🏆 Jared Smith | 10-4 | 2,307.5 | 1,938.9 | 2024 |
| 10 | 164.7 | Mr. Ramirez Matt Ogden | 8-5 | 2,141.3 | 1,975.3 | 2013 |
Best regular-season record
| # | Value | Team | Record | PF | PA | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1.000 | 14-$0 Matt Roemer | 14-0 | 2,306.8 | 1,425.7 | 2023 |
| 2 | 0.923 | Shake n Bake!!! Scott Smith | 12-1 | 2,378.9 | 1,777.0 | 2020 |
| 3 | 0.923 | Shake n Bake!!! Scott Smith | 12-1 | 2,056.9 | 1,779.3 | 2018 |
| 4 | 0.857 | Saco Del Toro Bryan McClellan | 12-2 | 2,326.6 | 1,719.1 | 2023 |
| 5 | 0.857 | Da Carr Wash 🏆 Jared Smith | 12-2 | 2,028.5 | 1,762.4 | 2022 |
| 6 | 0.846 | Im Thielen my Green team is Gano Lynch your Gronk Jon Boski | 11-2 | 2,088.8 | 1,836.5 | 2018 |
| 7 | 0.786 | Injured Reserve 🏆 Jon Boski | 11-3 | 2,425.2 | 1,837.2 | 2021 |
| 8 | 0.786 | Grizzly Adams Greg Bearden | 11-3 | 2,296.5 | 2,023.0 | 2021 |
| 9 | 0.786 | Bend Over and Goff Matt Roemer | 11-3 | 2,247.1 | 2,001.0 | 2021 |
| 10 | 0.786 | First Down Syndrome First Down Syndrome | 11-3 | 1,984.6 | 1,712.0 | 2022 |
Worst regular-season record
| # | Value | Team | Record | PF | PA | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0.000 | Ladies & Edelman Cory Toombs | 0-13 | 1,464.2 | 1,980.2 | 2016 |
| 2 | 0.071 | I'm the Rookie Todd Bailey | 1-13 | 1,468.7 | 2,052.6 | 2024 |
| 3 | 0.077 | Daddy’s lil Squirt Jason Delgado | 1-12 | 1,541.2 | 2,006.1 | 2018 |
| 4 | 0.077 | Multiple Scorgasms Cory Toombs | 1-12 | 1,423.5 | 1,978.3 | 2015 |
| 5 | 0.143 | Pedigree & Strategy Seth Pepkin | 2-12 | 1,751.6 | 2,175.5 | 2024 |
| 6 | 0.143 | Thirsty Hippos Greg Bearden | 2-12 | 1,554.4 | 2,016.2 | 2022 |
| 7 | 0.143 | C-Murda Christopher Palmer | 2-12 | 1,710.3 | 1,961.0 | 2022 |
| 8 | 0.143 | P Poppin' Palma Christopher Palmer | 2-12 | 1,612.9 | 1,854.9 | 2023 |
| 9 | 0.154 | Witten some ass is a Brees Jeff Cheatham | 2-11 | 1,606.3 | 2,008.5 | 2018 |
| 10 | 0.154 | Thats Mr Burrito to You Jason Delgado | 2-11 | 1,602.5 | 2,002.5 | 2012 |
Fewest points per game, season
| # | Value | Team | Record | PF | PA | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0.0 | BuffaloFansPage BuffaloFansPage | 5-9 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 2023 |
| 2 | 101.1 | SHOW ME UR TD's Cory Toombs | 3-10 | 1,314.3 | 1,612.5 | 2017 |
| 3 | 104.9 | I'm the Rookie Todd Bailey | 1-13 | 1,468.7 | 2,052.6 | 2024 |
| 4 | 109.5 | Multiple Scorgasms Cory Toombs | 1-12 | 1,423.5 | 1,978.3 | 2015 |
| 5 | 110.6 | F.N.G. Shawn Bosler | 3-11 | 1,548.0 | 1,863.7 | 2025 |
| 6 | 111.0 | Thirsty Hippos Greg Bearden | 2-12 | 1,554.4 | 2,016.2 | 2022 |
| 7 | 112.6 | Ladies & Edelman Cory Toombs | 0-13 | 1,464.2 | 1,980.2 | 2016 |
| 8 | 114.4 | Kareem'in In Yo Face Greg Bearden | 5-8 | 1,487.4 | 1,741.6 | 2017 |
| 9 | 115.2 | P Poppin' Palma Christopher Palmer | 2-12 | 1,612.9 | 1,854.9 | 2023 |
| 10 | 115.5 | Dak to the Future Bryan McClellan | 2-11 | 1,501.0 | 1,856.1 | 2016 |
Most points allowed, season (schedule from hell)
| # | Value | Team | Record | PF | PA | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2,175.5 | Pedigree & Strategy Seth Pepkin | 2-12 | 1,751.6 | 2,175.5 | 2024 |
| 2 | 2,125.8 | I'm the Rookie Todd Bailey | 7-7 | 2,060.5 | 2,125.8 | 2021 |
| 3 | 2,107.2 | How’s My Dak Taste? Seth Pepkin | 4-10 | 1,835.0 | 2,107.2 | 2021 |
| 4 | 2,095.4 | Shake n Bake!!! Scott Smith | 3-11 | 1,919.3 | 2,095.4 | 2021 |
| 5 | 2,085.4 | Brady Cakes Jeff Cheatham, Jon Brady | 4-9 | 1,709.3 | 2,085.4 | 2020 |
| 6 | 2,067.1 | JewJew IN UR Poopster Seth Pepkin | 5-8 | 2,021.7 | 2,067.1 | 2020 |
| 7 | 2,063.0 | The Mayfield Paradox Jared Smith | 8-6 | 2,035.4 | 2,063.0 | 2025 |
| 8 | 2,057.0 | Six Seven Matt Roemer | 5-9 | 1,737.5 | 2,057.0 | 2025 |
| 9 | 2,056.2 | Da Carr Wash Jared Smith | 5-9 | 1,822.5 | 2,056.2 | 2021 |
| 10 | 2,054.7 | Bend Over and Goff 🏆 Matt Roemer | 10-3 | 2,289.2 | 2,054.7 | 2020 |
Titles
- Jon Boski · 3 — 2010, 2013, 2021
- Matt Roemer · 2 — 2019, 2020
- Jared Smith · 2 — 2022, 2024
- Seth Pepkin · 2 — 2017, 2023
- Greg Bearden · 2 — 2014, 2015
- Scott Smith · 1 — 2025
Wins
- Scott Smith · 118 wins (14 szn)
- Jon Boski · 111 wins (16 szn)
- Seth Pepkin · 96 wins (14 szn)
- Greg Bearden · 93 wins (14 szn)
- Matt Roemer · 69 wins (8 szn)
- Jared Smith · 69 wins (9 szn)
Win % (3+ seasons)
- Matt Roemer · 0.633
- Scott Smith · 0.631
- Jon Boski · 0.594
- Brett Walker · 0.571
- Jared Smith · 0.566
- Seth Pepkin · 0.513
Points per game
- Matt Roemer · 154.0
- Scott Smith · 152.9
- Jon Boski · 148.1
- Nick Oberhaus · 144.8
- Bryan McClellan · 144.4
- Jared Smith · 142.1
Playoff appearances
- Scott Smith · 11 of 14
- Jon Boski · 8 of 16
- Seth Pepkin · 7 of 14
- Greg Bearden · 7 of 14
- Matt Roemer · 6 of 8
- Jared Smith · 6 of 9
Postseason wins (incl. consolation)
- Greg Bearden · 21-12
- Jon Boski · 18-13
- Bryan McClellan · 16-7
- Christopher Palmer · 16-8
- Seth Pepkin · 15-16
- Matt Roemer · 13-7
Losses (sorry)
- Greg Bearden · 94 losses
- Seth Pepkin · 91 losses
- Jon Boski · 76 losses
- Christopher Palmer · 74 losses
- Scott Smith · 69 losses
- Bryan McClellan · 69 losses
Points allowed / game
- Nick Oberhaus · 144.8
- Bryan McClellan · 142.4
- Todd Bailey · 141.4
- Christopher Palmer · 139.9
- Seth Pepkin · 139.6
- Jared Smith · 139.6
Seasons
- Jon Boski · 16 (2010–2025)
- Scott Smith · 14 (2012–2025)
- Seth Pepkin · 14 (2012–2025)
- Greg Bearden · 14 (2012–2025)
- Bryan McClellan · 10 (2016–2025)
- Christopher Palmer · 10 (2016–2025)
Career numbers count only seasons the current owner managed their franchise (e.g., Roemer from 2018, Walker from 2023). Regular season unless noted. 2010–2011 box scores are not in the archive.