FBG Super Bowl · two-week cumulative final
Semifinals
- Da Carr Wash (Jared Smith) def. Saco Del Toro (Bryan McClellan) 162.9–151.3
- First Down Syndrome (First Down Syndrome) def. Bend Over and Goff (Matt Roemer) 154.8–153.4
Third place
Bend Over and Goff (Matt Roemer) def. Saco Del Toro (Bryan McClellan) 228.1–210.1
Regular-season standings
Sorted by win% then points (league tiebreaker). “Overall” includes playoff/consolation games.
| # | Team | Div | Record | Pct | PF | PA | PPG | High | Low | Overall | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Da Carr Wash 🏆 | 12-2 | 0.857 | 2,028.5 | 1,762.4 | 144.9 | 186.2 | 106.8 | 15-2 | W5 | |
| 2 | First Down Syndrome 🥈 First Down Syndrome | 11-3 | 0.786 | 1,984.6 | 1,712.0 | 141.8 | 196.2 | 106.4 | 12-5 | W3 | |
| 3 | MILF Hunters | 10-4 | 0.714 | 2,220.8 | 2,024.7 | 158.6 | 244.7 | 97.0 | 10-6 | W3 | |
| 4 | Saco Del Toro | 9-5 | 0.643 | 2,143.1 | 2,022.2 | 153.1 | 186.8 | 119.0 | 10-8 | W2 | |
| 5 | Injured Reserve | 8-6 | 0.571 | 2,089.2 | 1,945.9 | 149.2 | 197.2 | 82.2 | 9-7 | L2 | |
| 6 | Bend Over and Goff 🥉 | 7-7 | 0.500 | 2,122.0 | 2,046.2 | 151.6 | 196.3 | 129.2 | 10-8 | L3 | |
| 7 | Poop Ship Destroyer Alex Sudul | 7-7 | 0.500 | 2,002.8 | 1,945.1 | 143.1 | 184.8 | 118.2 | 9-8 | L1 | |
| 8 | BuffaloFansPage Skyler Colman | 7-7 | 0.500 | 1,920.7 | 1,907.2 | 137.2 | 177.2 | 85.0 | 10-7 | W1 | |
| 9 | I'm the Rookie | 5-9 | 0.357 | 1,714.9 | 1,968.8 | 122.5 | 153.1 | 97.2 | 6-10 | L3 | |
| 10 | How’s My Dak Taste? | 4-10 | 0.286 | 1,800.1 | 1,979.7 | 128.6 | 174.1 | 87.2 | 4-12 | L1 | |
| 11 | C-Murda | 2-12 | 0.143 | 1,710.3 | 1,961.0 | 122.2 | 183.7 | 84.6 | 4-14 | L7 | |
| 12 | Thirsty Hippos | 2-12 | 0.143 | 1,554.4 | 2,016.2 | 111.0 | 150.9 | 86.9 | 3-15 | W1 |
Season superlatives
244.7
High score
MILF Hunters vs I'm the Rookie (117.8), wk 10
82.2
Low score
Injured Reserve vs First Down Syndrome (121.5), wk 10
186.3
Highest score in a loss
Saco Del Toro vs MILF Hunters (203.6), wk 8
94.7
Lowest winning score
Thirsty Hippos vs C-Murda (84.6), wk 14
126.9
Biggest blowout
MILF Hunters 244.7 @ I'm the Rookie 117.8, wk 10
0.1
Closest game
BuffaloFansPage 129.3 @ How’s My Dak Taste? 129.4, wk 5
Every game
Bold = winner. Gold cards = playoff weeks (including consolation games).
Week 1
Thirsty Hippos113.3 – 134.7BuffaloFansPage
Saco Del Toro165.8 – 154.3Injured Reserve
First Down Syndrome115.4 – 87.2How’s My Dak Taste?
Bend Over and Goff158.4 – 192.9MILF Hunters
C-Murda150.9 – 160.6Poop Ship Destroyer
Da Carr Wash113.7 – 112.3I'm the Rookie
Week 2
MILF Hunters144.2 – 130.3BuffaloFansPage
Injured Reserve194.1 – 153.0Poop Ship Destroyer
Da Carr Wash119.2 – 97.8Thirsty Hippos
C-Murda103.8 – 175.4Saco Del Toro
I'm the Rookie126.1 – 108.2How’s My Dak Taste?
First Down Syndrome188.4 – 147.1Bend Over and Goff
Week 3
Thirsty Hippos111.8 – 126.4C-Murda
Saco Del Toro142.3 – 138.6Poop Ship Destroyer
MILF Hunters97.0 – 136.0How’s My Dak Taste?
Bend Over and Goff132.4 – 177.4Da Carr Wash
BuffaloFansPage174.6 – 168.4Injured Reserve
First Down Syndrome115.0 – 153.1I'm the Rookie
Week 4
I'm the Rookie134.9 – 120.7C-Murda
How’s My Dak Taste?141.3 – 149.3Da Carr Wash
MILF Hunters128.2 – 184.8First Down Syndrome
BuffaloFansPage177.2 – 119.0Saco Del Toro
Poop Ship Destroyer134.3 – 196.3Bend Over and Goff
Injured Reserve186.9 – 107.0Thirsty Hippos
Week 5
Bend Over and Goff161.7 – 131.3C-Murda
Saco Del Toro186.8 – 120.0Thirsty Hippos
Da Carr Wash145.8 – 155.2First Down Syndrome
BuffaloFansPage129.3 – 129.4How’s My Dak Taste?
I'm the Rookie119.1 – 197.2Injured Reserve
Poop Ship Destroyer159.8 – 135.2MILF Hunters
Week 6
C-Murda137.2 – 142.3MILF Hunters
How’s My Dak Taste?97.0 – 132.2Poop Ship Destroyer
Injured Reserve142.8 – 129.2Bend Over and Goff
Da Carr Wash128.9 – 127.9BuffaloFansPage
Thirsty Hippos86.9 – 106.4First Down Syndrome
I'm the Rookie140.2 – 153.5Saco Del Toro
Week 7
Bend Over and Goff144.1 – 122.5Saco Del Toro
Thirsty Hippos110.5 – 119.7I'm the Rookie
First Down Syndrome119.2 – 125.2BuffaloFansPage
Injured Reserve113.5 – 129.8MILF Hunters
Da Carr Wash151.1 – 141.3Poop Ship Destroyer
How’s My Dak Taste?107.8 – 183.7C-Murda
Week 8
Thirsty Hippos96.5 – 170.9Bend Over and Goff
BuffaloFansPage157.8 – 102.3I'm the Rookie
Saco Del Toro186.3 – 203.6MILF Hunters
Poop Ship Destroyer141.2 – 160.2First Down Syndrome
How’s My Dak Taste?153.8 – 192.6Injured Reserve
Da Carr Wash131.1 – 86.0C-Murda
Week 9
Injured Reserve138.3 – 128.9Da Carr Wash
Poop Ship Destroyer184.8 – 85.0BuffaloFansPage
Saco Del Toro133.3 – 119.3How’s My Dak Taste?
I'm the Rookie115.4 – 152.9Bend Over and Goff
MILF Hunters185.8 – 119.2Thirsty Hippos
C-Murda90.4 – 115.1First Down Syndrome
Week 10
Thirsty Hippos112.5 – 118.2Poop Ship Destroyer
Injured Reserve82.2 – 121.5First Down Syndrome
MILF Hunters244.7 – 117.8I'm the Rookie
How’s My Dak Taste?134.6 – 142.1Bend Over and Goff
Da Carr Wash156.9 – 145.2Saco Del Toro
BuffaloFansPage162.9 – 108.6C-Murda
Week 11
BuffaloFansPage131.2 – 156.8Bend Over and Goff
C-Murda125.7 – 144.9Injured Reserve
MILF Hunters130.2 – 177.3Da Carr Wash
How’s My Dak Taste?174.1 – 111.4Thirsty Hippos
First Down Syndrome119.1 – 139.2Saco Del Toro
Poop Ship Destroyer121.0 – 151.3I'm the Rookie
Week 12
Thirsty Hippos150.9 – 116.3BuffaloFansPage
Saco Del Toro137.4 – 161.6Injured Reserve
First Down Syndrome196.2 – 131.6How’s My Dak Taste?
Bend Over and Goff150.6 – 169.3MILF Hunters
Poop Ship Destroyer133.2 – 124.2C-Murda
I'm the Rookie97.2 – 106.8Da Carr Wash
Week 13
MILF Hunters162.2 – 106.1BuffaloFansPage
Injured Reserve93.2 – 137.9Poop Ship Destroyer
Da Carr Wash186.2 – 121.9Thirsty Hippos
C-Murda136.8 – 184.6Saco Del Toro
I'm the Rookie115.7 – 132.4How’s My Dak Taste?
Bend Over and Goff144.1 – 153.7First Down Syndrome
Week 14
C-Murda84.6 – 94.7Thirsty Hippos
Saco Del Toro151.8 – 146.7Poop Ship Destroyer
How’s My Dak Taste?147.4 – 155.4MILF Hunters
Bend Over and Goff135.4 – 155.9Da Carr Wash
Injured Reserve119.2 – 162.2BuffaloFansPage
First Down Syndrome134.4 – 109.8I'm the Rookie
Week 15 · Wild card
Bend Over and Goff193.1 – 150.2MILF Hunters
Injured Reserve113.2 – 195.4Saco Del Toro
Thirsty Hippos124.0 – 111.0I'm the Rookie
C-Murda137.8 – 120.1How’s My Dak Taste?
Week 16 · Semifinals
Saco Del Toro151.3 – 162.9Da Carr Wash
Bend Over and Goff153.4 – 154.8First Down Syndrome
Injured Reserve140.5 – 127.8MILF Hunters
C-Murda153.2 – 142.8Poop Ship Destroyer
Thirsty Hippos115.0 – 159.1BuffaloFansPage
How’s My Dak Taste?132.8 – 158.5I'm the Rookie
Week 17 · Championship
First Down Syndrome239.2 – 249.1Da Carr Wash
Bend Over and Goff228.1 – 210.1Saco Del Toro
C-Murda243.1 – 303.6BuffaloFansPage
Thirsty Hippos181.6 – 237.5Poop Ship Destroyer
Who was who in 2022
| Team name | Owner |
|---|---|
| Bend Over and Goff | Matt Roemer |
| BuffaloFansPage | Skyler Colman |
| C-Murda | Christopher Palmer |
| Da Carr Wash | Jared Smith |
| First Down Syndrome | First Down Syndrome |
| How’s My Dak Taste? | Seth Pepkin |
| I'm the Rookie | Todd Bailey |
| Injured Reserve | Jon Boski |
| MILF Hunters | Scott Smith |
| Poop Ship Destroyer | Alex Sudul |
| Saco Del Toro | Bryan McClellan |
| Thirsty Hippos | Greg Bearden |