The Mayfield Paradox. Two rings, an out-of-town commissioner, possibly a farewell tour.
Jared Smith joined in 2017 as the F&$king New Guy — that was the actual team name — and has since won two titles (2022, 2024), the first capping a 15–2 season. He runs the commissioner's chair in another league, lives out in Columbia, and for years flew in for the draft like a visiting dignitary. He owns Bearden 11–1, has lost more often to Boski than he'd like, and there are whispers that 2026 may be his last ride. The league is not ready to discuss it.
Known for
- Champion in 2022 (15–2) and 2024
- Started as the F&$king New Guy; became a two-time champ
- Commissioner elsewhere — the only owner Boski can't overrule
- 11–1 against Bearden, the most lopsided rivalry in the league
By the numbers
- FBG Champion — 2022, 2024
- Third place — 2017, 2019
- Best season — 2022: 12-2, 2,028.5 pts (1st in reg. season) 🏆
- Worst season — 2023: 4-10, 1,692.9 pts (10th)
- Career high — 238.1 pts, 2024 wk 17 vs Nico Suave (159.0)
- Career low — 80.2 pts, 2018 wk 11 vs Witten some ass is a Brees (117.3)
Head-to-head
All meetings vs. current owners (both managing their current franchise).
| Opponent | Record | Pct | Postseason | PF | PA | Avg margin | Streak | Best win | Worst loss |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shawn Bosler | 2-0 | 1.000 | 0-0 | 247.7 | 198.4 | +24.6 | W2 | +37.5 (2025) | — |
| Greg Bearden | 11-1 | 0.917 | 1-0 | 1,887.0 | 1,571.6 | +26.3 | W10 | +79.1 (2024) | -69.9 (2018) |
| Todd Bailey | 8-2 | 0.800 | 0-0 | 1,444.4 | 1,313.0 | +13.1 | L1 | +97.6 (2024) | -44.8 (2025) |
| Christopher Palmer | 6-5 | 0.545 | 1-1 | 1,699.1 | 1,557.5 | +12.9 | W2 | +96.1 (2017) | -38.5 (2020) |
| Scott Smith | 7-7 | 0.500 | 2-1 | 2,027.5 | 2,022.3 | +0.4 | W2 | +47.1 (2022) | -38.2 (2020) |
| Seth Pepkin | 5-5 | 0.500 | 0-0 | 1,378.1 | 1,414.9 | -3.7 | L1 | +39.5 (2024) | -36.9 (2020) |
| Bryan McClellan | 7-9 | 0.438 | 1-2 | 2,135.3 | 2,432.1 | -18.5 | L1 | +32.7 (2024) | -76.7 (2021) |
| Matt Roemer | 5-7 | 0.417 | 0-1 | 1,769.5 | 1,948.5 | -14.9 | W2 | +45.0 (2022) | -84.2 (2018) |
| Brett Walker | 3-5 | 0.375 | 1-1 | 1,147.2 | 1,211.2 | -8.0 | L2 | +63.4 (2023) | -45.2 (2025) |
| Nick Oberhaus | 1-2 | 0.333 | 0-1 | 490.5 | 494.2 | -1.2 | L2 | +32.1 (2024) | -23.2 (2025) |
| Jon Boski | 3-8 | 0.273 | 0-1 | 1,512.9 | 1,649.1 | -12.4 | L1 | +53.4 (2019) | -79.4 (2021) |
Season by season
Franchise lineage before Jared: Ben Fawcett (2010–2016). Their records are not counted above.
Record book appearances
- #2 Highest playoff score: 238.1 pts (2024 wk 17 vs Nico Suave)
Team names through the years
The Mayfield Paradox (2025), CeeDeez Nutz (2024), Riddle the Ridder (2023), Da Carr Wash (2022), Da Carr Wash (2021), Murray Convention (2020), Murray Convention (2019), F&$king New Guy (2018), F&$king New Guy (2017)