Lamar & Sons. Two titles the group chat still calls luck.
Seth Pepkin has won this league twice (2017, 2023) and reached two more finals, and the consensus in the group chat is that this was mostly weather. Seth disagrees, quietly, then asks what time the draft is. He rarely trades — the roster he drafts is the roster he rides — and it works better than anyone wants to admit: he's the one owner with a winning record against the webmaster (13–7), a fact the webmaster asked us to leave out.
Known for
- Champion in 2017 and 2023, runner-up in 2014 and 2019
- The draft-time reminder text is a league tradition
- Trades approximately once per presidential term
- Owns the webmaster 13–7, which is why this bio was reviewed twice
By the numbers
- FBG Champion — 2017, 2023
- Runner-up — 2014, 2019
- Regular-season points title — 2016
- Best season — 2016: 9-4, 2,062.9 pts (3rd in reg. season)
- Worst season — 2024: 2-12, 1,751.6 pts (11th)
- Career high — 211.1 pts, 2020 wk 1 vs Bend Over and Goff (184.4)
- Career low — 68.1 pts, 2012 wk 15 vs Iron Fist (93.8)
Head-to-head
All meetings vs. current owners (both managing their current franchise).
| Opponent | Record | Pct | Postseason | PF | PA | Avg margin | Streak | Best win | Worst loss |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shawn Bosler | 1-0 | 1.000 | 0-0 | 129.1 | 111.7 | +17.4 | W1 | +17.4 (2025) | — |
| Scott Smith | 13-7 | 0.650 | 3-0 | 3,124.2 | 2,926.4 | +9.9 | L3 | +64.9 (2012) | -62.8 (2025) |
| Todd Bailey | 6-5 | 0.545 | 2-1 | 1,492.3 | 1,487.7 | +0.4 | W3 | +52.7 (2025) | -85.8 (2023) |
| Jared Smith | 5-5 | 0.500 | 0-0 | 1,414.9 | 1,378.1 | +3.7 | W1 | +36.9 (2020) | -39.5 (2024) |
| Brett Walker | 2-2 | 0.500 | 0-0 | 481.2 | 451.0 | +7.5 | L1 | +40.6 (2023) | -20.7 (2025) |
| Jon Boski | 11-12 | 0.478 | 1-2 | 3,401.1 | 3,404.0 | -0.1 | L1 | +67.3 (2023) | -86.2 (2021) |
| Bryan McClellan | 7-8 | 0.467 | 2-1 | 2,120.6 | 2,057.3 | +4.2 | L1 | +58.4 (2020) | -52.0 (2025) |
| Greg Bearden | 7-9 | 0.438 | 0-1 | 2,209.5 | 2,168.1 | +2.6 | L1 | +88.9 (2016) | -45.8 (2023) |
| Christopher Palmer | 6-11 | 0.353 | 0-3 | 2,305.3 | 2,515.8 | -12.4 | L2 | +51.4 (2023) | -76.8 (2025) |
| Matt Roemer | 5-10 | 0.333 | 1-3 | 1,993.8 | 2,378.0 | -25.6 | L2 | +26.7 (2020) | -145.4 (2024) |
| Nick Oberhaus | 1-2 | 0.333 | 1-0 | 408.9 | 418.0 | -3.0 | L1 | +35.0 (2024) | -31.9 (2025) |
Season by season
Franchise lineage before Seth: manager not recorded (2010–2011). Their records are not counted above.
Record book appearances
- #2 Closest win: 0.1-pt win (2022 wk 5 vs BuffaloFansPage)
- #1 Highest score in a loss: 194.6 pts (2019 wk 16 vs Bend Over and Goff)
- #1 Lowest winning score: 88.2 pts (2023 wk 9 vs 1.01)
Team names through the years
Pedigree & Strategy (2025), Pedigree & Strategy (2024), Pedigree & Strategy (2023), How’s My Dak Taste? (2022), How’s My Dak Taste? (2021), JewJew IN UR Poopster (2020), JewJew IN UR Poopster (2019), Fisting the Iron (2018), Fisting the Iron (2017), MR. KEITH (2016), Balls of Steel (2015), Balls of Steel (2014), Balls of Steel (2013), Hollyweird (2012)