The Salesman. Two rings, one perfect regular season, unlimited phone minutes.
Matt Roemer arrived in 2018, won the title in 2019, then did it again in 2020, which is a rude way to introduce yourself. He is the league's most active trader by a mile, and somehow half his old trade partners ended up owning teams — the man recruits like a pyramid scheme with better ethics. In 2023 he went 14–0 in the regular season and did not win the title, which the league considers the finest thing that has ever happened. Kryptonite: Palmer, 3–7.
Known for
- Back-to-back champion (2019, 2020) as “Bend Over and Goff”
- The 14–0 season that ended without a ring; we bring it up often
- Will trade you anything, then trade to get it back
- Recruited half the league, allegedly to have more trade partners
By the numbers
- FBG Champion — 2019, 2020
- Runner-up — 2021
- Third place — 2022
- Best season — 2023: 14-0, 2,306.8 pts (1st in reg. season)
- Worst season — 2025: 5-9, 1,737.5 pts (11th)
- Career high — 241.4 pts, 2020 wk 7 vs Poop Ship Destroyer (158.8)
- Career low — 85.2 pts, 2021 wk 9 vs Grizzly Adams (182.4)
Head-to-head
All meetings vs. current owners (both managing their current franchise).
| Opponent | Record | Pct | Postseason | PF | PA | Avg margin | Streak | Best win | Worst loss |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Oberhaus | 2-0 | 1.000 | 0-0 | 314.5 | 301.1 | +6.7 | W2 | +12.7 (2025) | — |
| Shawn Bosler | 2-0 | 1.000 | 0-0 | 251.6 | 226.0 | +12.8 | W2 | +25.5 (2025) | — |
| Bryan McClellan | 9-2 | 0.818 | 2-0 | 1,782.8 | 1,642.7 | +12.7 | L1 | +44.0 (2024) | -65.9 (2018) |
| Todd Bailey | 7-2 | 0.778 | 1-0 | 1,370.7 | 1,209.8 | +17.9 | L1 | +125.8 (2024) | -69.6 (2025) |
| Seth Pepkin | 10-5 | 0.667 | 3-1 | 2,378.0 | 1,993.8 | +25.6 | W2 | +145.4 (2024) | -26.7 (2020) |
| Greg Bearden | 8-4 | 0.667 | 2-1 | 1,839.3 | 1,631.3 | +17.3 | W2 | +80.1 (2019) | -97.2 (2021) |
| Jared Smith | 7-5 | 0.583 | 1-0 | 1,948.5 | 1,769.5 | +14.9 | L2 | +84.2 (2018) | -45.0 (2022) |
| Jon Boski | 6-5 | 0.545 | 1-1 | 1,725.7 | 1,697.1 | +2.6 | L2 | +116.3 (2023) | -121.1 (2025) |
| Scott Smith | 7-7 | 0.500 | 2-0 | 2,234.5 | 2,148.9 | +6.1 | L1 | +70.1 (2020) | -54.4 (2020) |
| Brett Walker | 2-4 | 0.333 | 0-1 | 844.0 | 900.3 | -9.4 | L4 | +93.6 (2023) | -73.1 (2024) |
| Christopher Palmer | 3-7 | 0.300 | 0-2 | 1,293.1 | 1,490.7 | -19.8 | L4 | +62.1 (2021) | -65.4 (2024) |
Season by season
Franchise lineage before Matt: manager not recorded (2010–2011), Jon Brady (2012–2016), Gary Williams, Jon Brady (2017). Their records are not counted above.
Record book appearances
- #3 Highest single-game score: 241.4 pts (2020 wk 7 vs Poop Ship Destroyer)
- #2 Biggest blowout: 145.4-pt win (2024 wk 14 vs Pedigree & Strategy)
- #3 Closest win: 0.1-pt win (2025 wk 3 vs F.N.G.)
- #1 Best regular-season record: 14-0, 2,306.8 pts (2023)
- #1 Highest playoff score: 240.7 pts (2020 wk 16 vs Shake n Bake!!!)
Team names through the years
Six Seven (2025), Joe Buck Yourself (2024), 14-$0 (2023), Bend Over and Goff (2022), Bend Over and Goff (2021), Bend Over and Goff (2020), Bend Over and Goff (2019), 99 Problems and Hyde is 1 (2018)